TORCHBEARER

TO LET! MANSIONS IN HEAVEN.

Recently I went to heaven to have a chat with God on some critical issues, on my way to God’s inner chambers, I noticed a massive construction work going in a far distance, and angels were busy building mansions. So when I went in to God I asked Him about the construction, and He told me that was the AGC,Adeboye Garden City, all those mansions are for Pastor Adeboye of Redeemed Christian Church of God, I said “you mean for him, the pastors  and saints?” God said “no, only him.”  I asked “but what about the pastors and the congregation?” God said “they have not qualified for lands talk less of a mansion. However if they can talk to Enoch before I call him home, maybe he can accept some of them as his caretakers and tenants.” So pastors and saints of RCCG, I have delivered the message.

RED ALERT! BEWARE OF RING-WEARING PASTORS

Heaven’s spiritual research institute have just discovered that a vast majority of church ministers wear rings other than their wedding rings, we have also found out that about 70% of these are occult rings, out of these number 5 from 10 are initiated cult members whiles others received the rings as gifts not knowing the use. We therefore like to warn all saints that if your pastor wears more than one ring and he is not legally married to two women, do not allow him to lay hands on you or better still RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!.

VERIFICATION EXERCISE

I just received a call from Angel Gabriel that some black people suspected to be Nigerians just escaped from Hell into Heaven by going through the fire pipelines and overpowering the seraphim on patrol, they have mixed up with the saints in heaven and enjoying the benefits they are not entitled to. So God has summoned me to join in conducting a verification exercise to fish out the Hell-breakers and send them back to where they belong. I am giving you this privileged information in case you have family; friends and enemies that you want to know whether they are in heaven or hell. You can send their names to my email address. please note that only real names will be accepted, as heaven’s data base  contain  names giving at birth only, do not send baptismal names, conversion  names, naturalization names, nicknames, academic, political, traditional or religious titles etc, as all of these are on auto-delete in heaven’s mastercomputer.

send your entries to amenhalleluyahdotcom@yahoo.com.

This present dispensation has performed below average and stretched our patience beyond limit, we can no longer tolerate this blatant misrule and x-rated corruption. Therefore these are our demands; the under-listed (and blacklisted) leaders should

1. Be arrested and remanded in police custody.

2. Have their local bank accounts frozen. And their assets confiscated.

3. Forfeit 50% of their total assets (local and foreign) to the Nation.

4. Leave this country with their immediate family on a 25years exile.

5. Have all their national honors and awards revoked.

A National conference shall be constituted to consult, debate all pertinent issues plaguing our national existence, determine and recommend the best form of government that suits the people, draft a peoples constitution for the Nation. This exercise should not exceed 12 months. An interim government shall be constituted to run the country for not more than 24 months during which the recommendations of the national conference shall be implemented and a new government put in place.