Tuesday 5 November 2013

DIVINE JOKES BY AMEN HALLELUYAH (MP).



VERIFICATION EXERCISE
I just received a call from Angel Gabriel that some black people suspected to be Nigerians just escaped from Hell into Heaven by going through the fire pipelines and overpowering the seraphim on patrol, they have mixed up with the saints in heaven and enjoying the benefits they are not entitled to. So God has summoned me to join in conducting a verification exercise to fish out the Hell-breakers and send them back to where they belong. I am giving you this privileged information in case you have family; friends and enemies that you want to know whether they are in heaven or hell. You can send their names to my email address. please note that only real names will be accepted, as heaven’s data base  contain  names giving at birth only, do not send baptismal names, conversion  names, naturalization names, nicknames, academic, political, traditional or religious titles etc, as all of these are on auto-delete in heaven’s mastercomputer.
send your entries to amenhalleluyahdotcom@yahoo.com.

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