TORCHBEARER

EMBARGO ON PROPHETS AND PROPHECIES

Following recent outrageous findings on the activities of prophets on the earth, I am directed to announce to all practitioners in the industry, I mean ministry, that an embargo has been placed on all prophets and prophetic activities, this is necessitated by:

1. The disclosure that an unanticipated and intolerable number of false prophets have arisen, and many lives and destinies have been damaged and destroyed by false prophecies, shoddily- delivered, inadequately- managed genuine prophecies.

2. The urgent need to sanitize this very important and critical sector of the five-fold ministry, by subjecting all prophets to rigorous sessions of screening, interview, verification and accreditation.

All prophets (practicing and redundant) are advised to immediately forward to my e-mail address their updated cv’s, ordination/incorporation certificates, appointment letter, license, statements of account, tax receipts, prophecy log book, and current passport-size photographs (pictures with outrageous creepy robes/gowns, bogus crowns/caps, grubby and  shaggy dreadlocks, weird gangsters sunglasses, oversize crucifix, rods and staff means AUTOMATIC DISQUALIFICATION, be warned!

Any prophet caught prophesying to himself or someone else will be demobilized immediately, his prophetic anointing and apparatus will be deactivated and confiscated without mercy.                                    DO NOT DARE MY GOD!