Thursday 21 November 2013

DIVINE JOKES BY AMEN HALLELUYAH (MP).




PASTOR! THY KING JAMES BIBLE IS OBSOLETE, IT VERILY APPALLETH GOD!!!
During our routine surveillance on Churches; that is my humble self, some other master prophets from all over the world and a host of angels, we discovered and reported back to God that over 80% of churches ,pastors, ministers, saints in English speaking nations still read, teach and minister using the old King James Bible(KJV). God was thoroughly annoyed. How can saints in the 21st century be reading the obsolete English of the 16 th century? Can you speak that English to your wife and children, or in your workplace and business meetings? Some of you even have electronic versions of that rubbish on your i-phones, i-pads, androids etc. God is not happy with you, and He has therefore directed that:
1. Any prayers containing quotations from KJV must be deleted and will not be answered.
2 Any minister that uses KJV to preach, teach or pray must be sanctioned and have his anointing evaporated.
3 All KJV bibles (electronic and print) must be destroyed from the face of the earth with immediate effect.
I BIND AND CAST OUT THAT RELIGIOUS SPIRIT IN YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS! HAVE SOME SENSE!

1 comments:

Unknown said...

OLD TIME RELIGION OR OLD-TIMERS