TORCHBEARER

ATTENTION! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!!

Sequel to the unending face-off between the dreaded gladiators of all time, ASUU and FG
N,  Amen? By the powers conferred on me consequent of the irresponsibility and insensitivity of the FG, Amen somebody,,I hereby “order” as follows:

1. All students should report for lectures at the federal or state ministries’ offices in states where their universities are located. Amen?!
2. They are to resume at the ministry relevant to their course of study and faculty .e.g. College of medicine students to ministry of health.etc.
3. All ministers are to second as Deans and Provosts for federal universities e.g. Ngozi as Dean, Faculty of Banking and Finance, Wike as Dean, Faculty of Education. Akinwunmi as Provost, College of Agricultural sciences Etc. While governors and commissioners are to replicate same at the state universities, Amen?
4. All senators and Representatives are to lecture in federal universities according to the committees in which they serve, while state assembly members take over the state lecture rooms.

This directive is necessitated by the revelation that the federal government has too much on its hands and education is the least of its concern, after all their children are not in any of the shut universities! GOD P##*#H THEM! Can I have a louder Amen?

ASUU SOLIDARITY FOREVER!!!

GREAT NIGERIAN STUDENTS! ALUTA CONTINUA, VICTORI ASCERTA!!!.