Monday 10 March 2014

WHERE ARE THE SONS OF MADIBA?



WHERE ARE THE SONS OF MADIBA?
The death of Nelson Mandela at 95, though as expected and inevitable as it was, the whole world received the news with great shock and sense of loss. No doubt Madiba was a great global icon and an undisputed African hero. His lifestyle throughout the struggle and victory against apartheid was exceptional and to say the least a breath short of divinity.
Much has been said and written about Mandela and the immense virtues and quality of life he demonstrated globally, but so little has been imbibed by leaders of today. Beyond words and emotions what values and lessons are they taking from the life of this great man? While he was alive, how many leaders went to Madiba to pour water on his hands and learn at his feet? Mandela was a great resource from Heaven that men, because of their greed and pride, failed to access, men especially African leaders ought to throng to South Africa with their lesson notes in hand and seat at Madiba’s feet and learn all that the great man can teach. If each of African leaders had learnt and practised just one of Madiba’s virtues, this continent would be the envy and pride of the entire universe and mankind.
Before now African leaders wanted us to believe that the African tradition is a monarchical often tending towards autocratic forms of leadership, but a black leader named Mandela just proved them wrong, because more than anyone else Madiba deserved to rule for life, more than anything Madiba is right to avenge the injustice done to him by the white dominated oppressive system of South Africa, but he made the unpopular choice, he did what Jesus Christ would do.
African leaders no longer have an excuse for misrule and bad leadership. In life and in death they (both past and present leaders) stand culpable for plunging this continent into darkness and global disrepute. Mandela has shown them and indeed the whole world that selfless, sacrificial, compassionate, visionary leadership is not an elusive virtue or an impossible feat. Madiba has raised the bar and blazed a new trail and template for impeccable leadership all across the earth.

Paying tributes to Mandela by world leaders, and African rulers especially, amounts to nothing if they do not follow in the footstep of “the wise one”. Perhaps Madiba’s death is a signal that African leaders should call a solemn assembly and change their ways, leave a legacy that is worth celebrating and show the world that Africa is not black after all. A son must portray the attributes and quality of his father, let the sons of Madiba arise and deliver Africa. Let the sons of Africa rouse themselves and make the fathers proud!. That is the most excellent tribute we can pay MADIBA
Arise!  Sons of Madiba, fulfil destiny!
Arise Sun of Africa!!
FREEDOM!!!!      
Monday 24 February 2014
COMING SOON :NIGERIAN POLICE ;THE LAWLESS FORCE
Friday 29 November 2013

PRESS RELEASE FROM THE TORCHBEARER

ATTENTION! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!!
Sequel to the unending face-off between the dreaded gladiators of all time, ASUU and FG
N,  Amen? By the powers conferred on me consequent of the irresponsibility and insensitivity of the FG, Amen somebody,,I hereby “order” as follows:

  1. All students should report for lectures at the federal or state ministries’ offices in states where their universities are located. Amen?!
  2. They are to resume at the ministry relevant to their course of study and faculty .e.g. College of medicine students to ministry of health.etc.
  3. All ministers are to second as Deans and Provosts for federal universities e.g. Ngozi as Dean, Faculty of Banking and Finance, Wike as Dean, Faculty of Education. Akinwunmi as Provost, College of Agricultural sciences Etc. While governors and commissioners are to replicate same at the state universities, Amen?
  4. All senators and Representatives are to lecture in federal universities according to the committees in which they serve, while state assembly members take over the state lecture rooms.
This directive is necessitated by the revelation that the federal government has too much on its hands and education is the least of its concern, after all their children are not in any of the shut universities! GOD P##*#H THEM! Can I have a louder Amen?
ASUU SOLIDARITY FOREVER!!!
GREAT NIGERIAN STUDENTS! ALUTA CONTINUA, VICTORI ASCERTA!!!.

Thursday 28 November 2013

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE MILITARY.

Just a little history to refresh our memory, pointing to the swiftness of the military to take over power at the slightness sign of misrule, corruption and insecurity in the country, I am drawing your attention to the “Maximum Tolerance Quotient” of our soldiers before they come to the rescue of the people.
Abubakar Tafawa Balewa was the first elected Prime Minister, the first Republic under a British parliamentary system, He had only governed for five years (actually) 1960-Jan 1966 when “junior officers of the Nigerian army, mostly majors overthrew the government in a coup d’état.” Why did they take over?
1. To institute a strong and efficient government committed to a progressive agenda and eventually to new elections. 
2. To stop the post-electoral violence and stamp out corruption that they said was ubiquitous in the civilian administration.
General Johnson T. Aguiyi-Ironsi; 1966 (August 1): Lt. Col Yakubu Gowon (promise to return power to a democratically elected government in 1976); 1975 (October): Brigadier (later General) Murtala Mohammed (promised a 1979 restoration of democracy); 1976 (February 14): General Olusegun Obasanjo, all stepped in to restore order.
1979 (October 1)  Mission accomplished “General Obasanjo handed over to Alhaji Shehu Shagari as first elected executive President and the first politician to govern Nigeria since 1966.
But alas! After about five years again in 1983 Dec.31, following a coup d’état, for obviously the same reasons as before or maybe a little more such as “accusations of callousness and overzealousness”, the military returned to power.  Major-General Muhammadu Buhari, (who ruled for two years); 1985 Aug. 27 The army chief, General Ibrahim Babangida were named heads of state. In 1993 Aug. 26, Babangida, after ruling for eight years, grudgingly “stepped aside” and appointed an interim government headed by Chief Ernest A. Shonekan. And while Shonekan was still dusting his chair, 1993 Nov. 17 General Sani Abacha, defence minister, seized power, abolishes the constitution. Five years later 1998 (June 8): General Abacha died suddenly and mysteriously.
1998 (June 9): Gen. Abdul salaam Abubakar was named Nigeria's eighth military ruler. He promised to restore civilian rule promptly. Abubakar relinquished power on May 29, 1999 to former military ruler Olusegun Obasanjo “winner” of the 1999 Feb.15 presidential election, the standard bearer of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP). 
In the 30 years of military rule we can point to the good and the bad of their administrations, and indeed their interventions at the time were justified and based on clear cases of corruption, insecurity and obvious threats to the wellbeing of the people, and all were as a result of the cries of the people coming into their ears. And in fairness to the military, apart from Abacha’s regime, I think they did averagely well, but not so much could be said of the civilian governments that we have had in this country, though as highhanded and forceful as their style may seem, they have accomplished more than we can ascribe to their civilian alternative. And I dare to say that if General Abdul salaam was the Head of state till date, (that is if he wasn’t overthrown) things wouldn’t be this bad. People who say that the worst democracy is better than the best of military rule should be having a rethink right now!
PDP has plunged this nation and the people into despair, misery, desolation and hopelessness over the past 12 years. The trademark of their stewardship is the auction of the nation’s assets and people to private and foreign investors! The telltale signs of their leadership are myopia, perplexity, woe and wretchedness! PDP has afflicted and plagued this nation with endemic corruption and terminal poverty! Their strategy to simulate compassion for the people is the phony programs they run. I call these programs e.g. ‘sure-p’, ’youwin’ etc  “turning of the waters” because the  beneficiaries are usually an insignificant and always selected few; obviously their party members. Who are they fooling?
The atrocities committed by PDP are exceedingly greater than those of the past military and civilian administrations put together, it is in fact exponential and with such infuriating impunity.
Personally, going by antecedence, I think the military have be silent for too long, and this of course brings to mind all the moves of General Olusegun Obasanjo in 1999, when he came to power; retiring top military officers, having meetings with the military in and outside the country, etc, then we believed it was all in good faith to secure our nascent democracy, but now our doubts and suspicions are being aroused. “Nigerian Armed Forces, I put this question to you, have you been bought by PDP?” don’t answer now, as events unfold, we shall all know your take. If in the midst of all these crises, PDP wins the presidential elections in 2015, that is, if any election will hold, and there is no military intervention, then all Nigerians and indeed the whole world will know that this is one massive and colossal scam in complicity with the Nigerian military!
Because your Maximum Tolerance Quotient is five (5) years!
Tuesday 26 November 2013

DIVINE JOKES BY AMEN HALLELUYAH (MP).



EMBARGO ON PROPHETS AND PROPHECIES
Following recent outrageous findings on the activities of prophets on the earth, I am directed to announce to all practitioners in the industry, I mean ministry, that an embargo has been placed on all prophets and prophetic activities, this is necessitated by:
1. The disclosure that an unanticipated and intolerable number of false prophets have arisen, and many lives and destinies have been damaged and destroyed by false prophecies, shoddily- delivered, inadequately- managed genuine prophecies.
2. The urgent need to sanitize this very important and critical sector of the five-fold ministry, by subjecting all prophets to rigorous sessions of screening, interview, verification and accreditation.
All prophets (practicing and redundant) are advised to immediately forward to my e-mail address their updated cv’s, ordination/incorporation certificates, appointment letter, license, statements of account, tax receipts, prophecy log book, and current passport-size photographs (pictures with outrageous creepy robes/gowns, bogus crowns/caps, grubby and  shaggy dreadlocks, weird gangsters sunglasses, oversize crucifix, rods and staff means AUTOMATIC DISQUALIFICATION, be warned!
Any prophet caught prophesying to himself or someone else will be demobilized immediately, his prophetic anointing and apparatus will be deactivated and confiscated without mercy.                                    DO NOT DARE MY GOD!
Thursday 21 November 2013

DIVINE JOKES BY AMEN HALLELUYAH (MP).


PASTORS, DO NOT LAY HANDS HASTILY.
This is a special warning to pastors all around the world, do not lay hands hastily on anyone, because not everyone that has a predicament wants a solution, so before you pray for someone, ensure they need the miracle so that you don’t get yourself into trouble. For example if you are to minister to a barren woman ask her these fundamental questions and don’t proceed unless all are answered in the affirmative;
1.       Are you barren?
2.       Do you want to have a child?
3.       Does your boss at work want you to get pregnant?
4.       Does your husband want a child?
5.       Does your mother-in-law want you to have a child for her son?

DIVINE JOKES BY AMEN HALLELUYAH (MP).



MESSAGE FROM MARY THE MOTHER OF JESUS.
 MARY:Hello saints of God, Amen just gave me the most devastating news that really breaks my heart. He said there is a denomination whose doctrine includes offering worship and prayers to me, that they hail me and call me holy Mary, virgin mother of God and all what not and have statutes and images of me carrying a baby in their altars and synagogues, please if you are involved in such practices ,I beg you to stop it immediately, whoever this your Mary is ,it is definitely not me ,because since I came to heaven , I have never received any worship and prayer and indeed I cannot, I qualified to be here because I accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour, not as His earthly mother, and in fact nobody can get here any other way, any worship and prayer that is not to God in the Name of Jesus Christ can’t get here talkless of being considered, accepted or answered. And all the people that have misled you into such idolatry are obviously not here, they can’t be here. IF YOU DON’T WANT TO JOIN THEM WHEREVER THEY ARE YOU BETTER STOP! OH MY GOD! DON’T YOU PEOPLE HAVE THE HOLY SCRIPTURES? You are On Your Own  o! , O.Y.O, abi which kin implication be dis?
AMEN: “Thank you Mary, In addition, those of you who have paid money to purchase forgiveness and eternal life for yourself or your loved ones ,I advise you sue the leadership of that sect and demand a refund with interest, because YOU HAVE BEEN DUPED!!!.”